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forthesakeofblasphemy asked: My headcanon about all of Sam's dick jokes is that Lucifer's been chilling around Sam this whole time making dick jokes about everything, and it's starting to run off on Sam. I mean, imagine, earlier in the season, they're sitting in a diner or a house when it's cold out, and Lucifer starts drawing penis after penis on the windows. And Sam goes to wipe them off again and again. But now, with all of the Dick Roman drama, all of Lucy's phallic brainwashing is taking its toll.

The Lucifer drawing penis after penis thing - is that a theoretical scene you came up with? If so, I think it’s actually really interesting and would fit perfectly with Lucifer.

A huge part of me suspects that what you said is the case and I’m really interested to find out what it means. If anything, I don’t think the Dick jokes have to do with Dean and Cas, but Sam and Lucifer. I strongly theorize that it has to do with Dick Roman and Lucifer might be trying to tell Sam something, but I can’t help but recall, given the homosexuality of the jokes, the very significant rape implications involved in the first few episodes.

Lucifer spent the very limited amount of time he had tormenting Sam by teasing him with strong implications of homesexuality as well as indications/fantasies (fantasies because of the fact that Sam really isn’t still in the pit as far as we know) of Lucifer raping Sam. He was his bunk buddy in every sense of the word, Sam was his “bitch” (I believe that’s the word he used but I could be mistaken), and others that I don’t remember the specific wording of. That was a majorly dangling plot line that I really suspect/hope they’re going to deal with.

I think it would be doubly interesting, as well, considering that it could serve as a representation of Dick Roman and a representation of Sam and Lucifer’s relationship. If, indeed, it goes in that direction, I’ll have a very different opinion of the writing of Season 7.

I could write a whole meta post on this actually. I think it’s incredibly fascination considering what we know of the characters so far this season and where they are mentally. I’m just irritated that we’ve yet to know specifically what Sam’s going through, but we do seem to be getting a fair lead up to it.

I published this publicly, I hope you don’t mind, but I think it’s really interesting. If you want me to take it down, though, feel free to let me know.